The Chances of This Happening are Almost Zero!

I received this email this afternoon.


The Graduation Committee wants to hear from you! We would like to invite you to apply for the student speaker at the 2008 Graduation Ceremony.

The student commencement speaker must have already filed a graduation application, and must be receiving an associate's degree.

To apply to be the student speaker:

Submit the completed application no later than Monday, April 7, 2008.

Additional information on the May 20 graduation ceremony is available online.

If you have any questions please contact Melinda Franz at 206-6699 or via email at or Yolanda Gonzales at 206-4973 or via email

We look forward to hearing from you!


Matt says he would write the speech for me (he is a fantastic speech writer, by the way) but I told him it would be a cold day in heck before I did something like this.
What do you all think?